If it's not about parking spaces, it's rubbish collections.
If it's not dogs on the beach (or anywhere at all, according to some folks) it's seagulls daring to breed.
My favourite is people whinging about council tax then doing sweet Fanny Adams about it.
So, being the kind of person who likes to try to resolve issues, I have a suggestion or two to make.
Instead of moaning about the daylight robbery regarding tax, why don't we set up a branch of the Taxpayers' Alliance in Whitby?
I've been toying with the idea for a while; unfortunately it seems that the majority of people prefer to moan into their bitter rather than getting off their backsides or out of their comfort zone, whatever you want to call it.
Either google 'taxpayers alliance' (I'm sorry, I haven't got the address to hand) or get in touch with me.
You can either write or catch me ranting in a pub (not sure if any pub would like to be associated with me so I won't name drop).
Either way is fine with me but I'm more humorous when there's a crowd.
Why don't we get out of SBC and have our own council again?
We managed before didn't we?
Why did we go for it in the first place?
I wasn't really around when it happened but it's always seemed like a silly idea to me.
How long for a skatepark?
How much money has been wasted on the beach management thingy or the marina?
When are we getting our bridge to the East Pier back?
Let's harass SBC this summer - it'll keep us out of mischief.
As for seagulls and dogs, well I like them quite a lot. But some people don't, which is fine with me.
Everyone's entitled to an opinion but the only suggestion I can make is a cull.
We need to be completely honest about the situation and admit, once and for all, there are far too many and the town, nay the planet, can no longer sustain such numbers of dirty, greedy creatures that breed at an exponential rate.
Yes, I'm talking about politicians and people who whinge and expect others to fix things for them (I refer back to the 'can't be bothered to get out of their comfort zone').
An immediate cull is the only solution.
Let's fire the politicians and get decent people in the corridors of power who actually give two hoots about their constituents' views.
Somebody who thinks a maternity unit in Whitby is a blooming good idea, somebody who isn't going to rip us off by claiming higher expenses during their 'duties' as our representative.
Someone who'd make MPs stand outside the House for a cigarette and check the DVD player at home for the missing Child Benefit discs.
Someone who's lived life on the bottom rung and knows how hard it is for those of us on minimum wage or benefits.
I want a decent human being who isn't afraid to do what's right for the people under his or her care.
I want someone worthy of my vote.
Either that or we all turn to anarchy because living in a society where the rich get richer and brown-nosers get rewarded is slowly but surely making me want to go into politics myself and nobody would vote for common sense, honesty and straight talking now, would they?
Sarah Johnston, Flat 6 Stainthorpe House, Well Close Square, Whitby YO21 3AP
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